Gestank von Basilikum
Mask your Human Stench with Stench of Basil
As Biennial Project Artists, it almost goes without saying that our Inner Selves are right On Target, and do not need improvement.
But, it must be said, our current outer selves are not entirely in alignment with our Inner Fabulousness.
And Outer Fabulousness is obviously important in the Art World. When projecting an image of Brooding Genius and Much-Hipper-than-Thou Coolness, the packaging really needs to support the product.
Because art is nothing if not a search life’s Fundamental Truths, and the truth is that no one wants to look at fat ugly people. This is why, in commercials and movies about artists, the artists are always Thin And Gorgeous.
We however, unlike many lesser artists before us, are not going to let our lack of complete physical perfection hold us back.
Instead, we have embarked upon a Bold Campaign of Self-Perfectification which we call are proud to introduce to you as Less of Us - The Biennial Project Guide to Better LivingTM.
The Less of UsTM project has recently taken on an added urgency since we have been selected to host a group of Famous International Artists for a Fabulous Week-Long Art-and Party-Saturated Bacchanal at the 2011 Venice Biennale. We just MUST be perfect by then!
We will Set Sail for Venice in a mere three months from today (gulp!) – dare we say it – we must lose 45 lbs. in 90 days!
Yes, we can, and we must say it here aloud for all the world to hear – we must shout it from the rooftops -
WE WILL EAT LESS,
WE WILL LIVE BETTER,
AND WE WILL EXERCISE MORE!